**GUITAR RIFF**

There's a birthday today!!!
It's cause for celebration!!
Belt Buckles Rejoice!!!
Dance Phalanges! Dance!
HECK! You're not OLD!
But 40 is the new 50....
Nevermind that!!!
Celebrate like this famous fellow.....



What? You don't like him? How about THIS famous fellow.....



Well, I'm sure you dance better than both of them anyways...Have a great day and weekend!!! HAPPY NATAL ANNIVERSARY!!!

A loving message to the evil fiend, Phillippe, Duc d'Lorraine and vile leader of the DAF:

Phillippe:

Take that! THE ROE has INVADED YOUR HOME COUNTRY!!!!





This duck is at the mouth of the Loire River en FRANCE.
Dimensions: 26 x 20 x 32 meters, yes it is the biggest DUCK in the WORLD! And your people LOVE it!!! We have received thousands of petitions to join the ROE as a result. The DAF’s days are numbered, mon ami. NUMBERED.

Au revoir,

Le R.O.E.

Really, it should have said KA-WACK! But why rub it in???

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.

I love my birthday.

And this one has been fantastic!!!

Not only did I buy a house, and all the fabulous appliances and furniture that goes with it....

But I got to play a great prank!

And I'm getting fabulous wishies!

And there's a birthday cake sitting here waiting for 2pm to celebrate at work.

AND! There's paint on the wall at my new home!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Doesn't suck!

Tomorrow is my birthday.

Hey Amy, what did you do for your birthday?

BOUGHT A HOUSE!

EEEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I think my birthday is full of win this year.

And I get presents every weekend.

A washer

A dryer

A TV

A sofa

A love seat

A recliner

An entertainment center

A guest bed

Mattresses

A dining set

EEEEEE HEE HEEEE

I'm so excited! I really really am!

I knew something was up, I knew Gils was having way too much fun, and she was giggling a lot!!! She's been awful quiet lately too, and she was also disappearing to NY, and a few weekends here and there, she couldn't be found! Turns out, my suspicions were right!

It's a MAN!!!

AND!!!

They are getting married!! I can't believe it!!! She met him when she was in Italy, he's an American, saw her at a performance, they struck up a conversation and the rest is history. She's been seeing him (on the QT) since then, and they've been spending time together since she got back (as he doesn't live in Mass., but is trying to move here soon).

The wedding is getting planned now, as we speak!! He gave her a ring this weekend! EEEEEE! It's going to be SO romantic! It's going to be in Italy next year!! (I'm already setting aside my pennies to go, especially since The Almighty Gils asked me to be in the wedding!!)

I've already told her no pink, no frou frou and no butt bows.

"there's someone for everyone...." Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww squish squish, sniff sniff....

Booth being teh sexie sensitive man. He must have had mint tea and tarts before that conversation.

No mustang, baby!

BONES ON FOX!!!!! The anticipation is just LETHAL.

I can't wait for the HAWTNESS!